bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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give-a-fuck-about-nature:

If performed on a human being, declawing would be like cutting off each finger at the last knuckle.

give-a-fuck-about-nature:

If performed on a human being, declawing would be like cutting off each finger at the last knuckle.

Most to Least Likely to be Able to Deal with Heartbreak

freedomfromsociety:

shitthesignssay:

  1. Sagittarius
  2. Aquarius
  3. Aries
  4. Leo
  5. Gemini
  6. Libra
  7. Capricorn
  8. Virgo
  9. Pisces
  10. Taurus
  11. Cancer
  12. Scorpio

ain’t that true.

punx-files:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was

punx-files:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was

worldofthecutestcuties:

I’m trying to sleep, guy.

worldofthecutestcuties:

I’m trying to sleep, guy.

shitthesignssay:

"Scorpio being insulted"

Lmfaooo

shitthesignssay:

"Scorpio being insulted"

Lmfaooo

He Mele No Lilo
Kamehameha Schools Children's Chorus - Lilo & Stitch OST

takozu:

break-the-frozenheart:

tan-the-man:

camiekahle:

ageotropic:

youjustwaitandsee:

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Okay… That’s it… I think I’m going to set this as my alarm on my phone so I can feel like I’m waking up in heaven on a daily basis.

There’s just something about children’s choirs.

There’s just something about this song

Okay, let me tell you a thing about this song. My mother is a nurse in the NICU with small premature babies. and she had one baby that was born addicted to 5 different drugs. Needless to say, the poor baby had to suffer through intense withdrawals, and my mom discovered that this song was incredibly soothing for the baby while he went through all of his pain. She would play this during his rougher patches, and it would calm him down. So yes, there is something about this song. 

Fun facts!

This song is a mele (soft, metered song with music) in contrast to an oli (a chant), and translated, it’s a song actually for Chief Kalakaua and Cheifess Lili’ulani. It tells of the beautiful scenery of all the islands, and specifically, a beautiful blooming flower that withstands the summits of each significant peak of Hawaii (including Mauna Kea!). 
If you contrast the words mele and oli, you will hear them (say them outloud!) how soft, and harsh they are respectively. This mele is comprised of mostly soft, flowing words (save for the name of the mountains!) and the combination of those beautiful words used to name beautiful things and the Children’s Chorus is probably what it is.

Peace(fulness) transcends language.

levindis:

Tough neighborhood..

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Do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them & it could be completely silent.

—Unknown  (via labrith)

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